A man goes to a bar after a hard day.

Max had a hard day of work with some extras, but his boss appreciated his commitment and he was rewarded with a raise. Since he has no one waiting for him in his apartment, he decides to go to his favorite pub to celebrate.

So he arrives, and pay for everyone's drink because of his mood. Everyone is happy and he is soon the man of the night. He then drinks a bit more, learn to know everyone, but he sees two girls on the other side of the bar which are ignoring him and not really cheering.

He goes to them, and to start the discussion, buy them drink. At first, they are a bit cold, but as he learns to know them, they appear way more happy and cheerful. As he finds out, they are both really beautiful and nice, but are also siamese sister, binded by the arm.

Since everyone drank much, he feels confident enough to ask all the question about the issues siamese people might encounter, and then, inhibited, try to hit on one of them.

Surprisingly, the girl is really responsive, as she later explain, a lot of people start to be uneased when they find out their condition, so she is pleased by the attention. He then ask about the other sister : " Is it ok ? Will she not feel uncomfortable ?" The courted sister answers that they are used to it, and because of their condition they learned to make concession to the other they have to live with.

After a while, and bolstered by the answers of the girls, Max ask the girls if they would like to go home with him for a last drink. The girls ask for a moment, go to the bathroom, probably to discuss a bit, then come back a accept the proposal.

As they drink in his appartment, things heat up between Max and the sister he fancies. He asks a last time the other sister if it is ok with her, and then they start to take off their clothes and to have sex together.

They do it once, twice, but as they start the third time, the second sister tap on Max's shoulder; asking, while taking the instrument out of her purse : "do you mind if I play the bugle while you're at it ?"
Max is somehow shocked, but answer that, no he doesn't mind, he understands that she feel a little bit bored.
The night of love continues, as Max is galvanized by the sound of the bugle and discovers new skills he was not aware of. When the morning comes, he is exhausted but had the best night of his life.

On the morning, he is told that his date really enjoyed the night, but, because of her condition, she could not really start a relationship together but she will try to keep in touch with him. Since Max had fun but don't know if he can really manage this situation on a daily basis, he is quite relieved to hear this.

Then, three months later, the sisters are walking in front of the bar. One say to the other : "You remember this bar ? We met a really cool guy there, he was really nice and we end up in his appartment."
The other answers : "Yeah, it was a really nice night ! Do you think he remembers us ?"





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