A kid asks his teacher to go to the bathroom.. The teacher says okay and he goes the the bathroom takes a crap but realizes there is no toilet paper. He is forced to wipe with his hand and goes back to class with his hand close.
The teacher tells him to open his hand and he responds, "no there is a leprechaun in there and your going to scare it away"
The teacher fed up sends him to the nurse who tells him to open his hand. He says "no there is a leprechaun in there and your going to scare it away"
The nurse calls his mom to pick him and where she yells at him to open his hand he responds again "no there is a leprechaun in there and your going to scare it away"
She tells him to go to see his father downstairs.His dad says " open your hand" he starts to repeat again that he has a leprechaun in his hand but the father takes his hand and opens it and sees his hand covered in poop.
He says, "see dad you scared the shit out of it"
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