A man goes hunting..

A man buys a rifle from a local gun shop to go hunting bears. The next day, he's off in the woods and waiting for a bear to cross his way. 2 hours later, a bear comes by, so he loads his rifle, aims and shoots. After the smoke has cleared, he looks out for the bear, but it's gone. While still confused where the bear has gone, he feels a tip on his shoulder. He turnes around and sees the bear in front of him. The bear says: "Ok, you got 2 options. You either give me a blowjob or i'll eat you alive."


Not wanting to get eaten alive, the man blows the bear and goes back to his hotelroom to spend the night in deep shame and anger.


The next day, the man wants revenge. He goes back to the place he was the day before, and lays down waiting for the bear to come by. A few hours later, the bear crosses his way again. The man loads his rifle, aims, and in a moment of being happy to finally get his revenge, he shoots. After the smoke has cleared, he stands up to celebrate his victory, but the bear is gone once again.


Once more, the man feels a tip on his shoulder. Knowing what awaits him, he turns around. "You know the deal", the bear says. "You either give me a blowjob or i'll eat you alive". Being really depressed about the bear outsmarting him once again, he blows the bear and goes back to his hotelroom. This night he's swearing to himself he's not gonna miss once more and finally get his revenge.


The next day comes, and the man goes back to the spot he's been to the last 2 days, waiting for the bear to come by. 3 hours later, he spots the bear. He loads his rifle, aims very carefully, and shoots. After the smoke has cleared, the bear is gone. Preparing himself for what comes next, he feels a tip on his shoulder. The man is already prepared to blow the bear one last time, when he turns around.


The bear stands in front of him and says: "Oh dear, you are not here for hunting, are you?"



(i translated that joke from german, i hope it's still funny. forgive me my bad english)