A man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder and sits next to a woman.
The woman is intrigued and asks him about the frog.
Man: "This is my trained frog. He will eat pussy on command".
Woman: "No, I don't believe you".
Man: "Really, it's quite amazing".
Woman: "I still don't believe you".
Man: "If you don't believe me, see it for yourself".
Woman: "Alright, I've got to see this".
They go back to her apartment. The woman takes off her clothes and lies on the bed.
The man takes the frog and places it on the bed between her legs and commands the frog.
Man: "Frog. Eat pussy".
Nothing happens.
The man tells the frog with more emphasis.
Man: "Frog. Eat pussy"!
Still nothing.
The man sighs and exclaims "Ok, fine. I'll show you ONE MORE TIME".
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