He is stood before the Pearly Gates and St Peter says "Heaven is getting a bit full, so I need to make sure only truly good people get in. What's the noblest thing you've done in your life?". The man thinks for a second and says "Well, I was driving along the road and I saw a bunch of bikers attacking this young woman. I pulled over, grabbed a tire iron out of my car, walked over to them, grabbed the biggest one and hit him with the tire iron. The others turned around, and I shouted that if they wanted to rape the woman, they would have to go through me first." St Peter is amazed and says "That's incredible! When did this happen?", to which the man replies "Oh, about five minutes ago."
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