because he wanted to make sure that he was always getting the truth from his family. Anytime the robot detected a fallacy, it would slap the liar. The man decided he would try out his new toy at the dinner table.
"So son" said the father "have you finished your homework tonight?"
"Of course" he replied. *SMACK*
"Well, what were you doing?" Asked the father, adamently.
"Ok, ok." He replied "I was watching a movie at a friends house."
"What were you watching?"
"Toy Story"
*SMACK*
"What were you *really* watching?" Said the father.
In a quiet voice the boy spoke "I was watching porn"
"WHAT?!" Exclaimed the father "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I *NEVER* LOOKED AT PORNOGRAPHY!"
*SMACK*
The wife, who had been watching this whole event unfold chuckled and said "Well, he *is* your son."
*SMACK*
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