To find his wife sitting seductively on the couch in sexy lingerie. She looks at him coyly and asks, "Have you ever seen a dollar all crumpled up?"
The man replies, "No..."
His wife reaches near her breast and pulls out a crumpled up $1 bill. She then asks him, "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
"Not that I'm aware of." Says the man with a puzzled look on his face.
His wife pulls a $50 bill out of her garter, crumples it up, and throws it at his feet.
She then asks him, "Have you ever seen *fifty thousand dollars* all crumpled up?
"I'm certain that's something I've never seen." Her husband says with confidence.
His wife says, "Go look in the garage, I wrecked the car"
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