Two Faggots are walking on the beach....when one of them finds a shell in the sand and he wipes off the sand to find a Genie materializes from the smoke. not just a regular Genie, but a hillbilly Genie! with long hair, jean overalls, and a southern accent to boot. He says" I gotta give you faggots one wish each...so make it quick. So the first faggot whispers in the genies ear, and POOF! a purple Ferrari appears. The first faggot was so delighted, he jumped into the front seat of his car. The second faggot was worried he would lose his wish, and ran up to the genie and whispered in his ear. and POOF! The genie disappeared.
They thought nothing of it and went on with their new car enjoying it all day.
When they got home that night, they opened the door to their home they shared together to find one hundred KKK members in their front room holding torches. The grand wizard emerges from the crowd holding a hangmans' noose. and he says :" Which one of you wanted to be hung like a nigger?".
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