A man comes home from work to find his fiance's incredibly attractive younger sister waiting for him. She is wearing nothing but high heels and a 'come hither' smirk on her face. He asks her "What's going on?", and she replies "I've always wanted to have a go with you since the day my sister brought you home. She always gets the attractive, nice guys who know how to treat a lady and I'm always stuck with selfish, terrible lovers who don't respect me. Just once... I want to feel the way she does! I want treated like men treat her! Take me!"
The man runs out of the house, and is bewildered to see waiting outside are his fiance and her wealthy parents. They are excited to see him and say "That was a test! We have been waiting for a good, honest man to take our daughter and be faithful to her. You have passed!"
His fiance, beaming with excitement and so proud of her future husband, leaps towards him and gives him a passionate kiss as the surprised and relieved man thinks to himself "Holy shit! Thank god I keep the condoms in the car!!!"
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