looking terribly beat up, and when his wife asks him what happened he tells her "A crazy man assaulted me on the plane! He was trying to ass rape me, and he was HUGE so my only other option was to jump off the plane!" His wife asks "Oh my god! Did you jump?!" and the man replies "Well yeah...a little...at first."
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