A man comes back from the pub...

His wife see his face red flushed with anger a vein ready to pop on his forehead.

"What's wrong Joe? usually you're so relaxed coming back from the pub" she asked.

"It's that prick of a milkman. He was saying how he'd fucked every woman on this street bar one. Can you believe it."

"No I can't... I bet it's that stuck up bitch at number 55"

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