A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender, I'll have 12 manhattans."
The bartender replies, "Comin' right up, sir!"
Shortly after he makes the 6 or 7th Manhattan the bartender asks, "So are you celebrating anything special?"
The man replies, "I sure am. I'm celebrating my first blowjob."
The bartender says, "Hell yeah man, that is definitely something worth celebrating! Would you like an extra Manhattan on the house?"
The man replies, "No thanks, if 12 doesn't get the taste out of my mouth I don't think 13 will."
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