He sits down next to a fellow passenger and the passenger sees that the first guy seems really embarrassed and stressed about something.
"Is everything alright?" The passenger asks
"No, I just made a complete ass out of myself. When I purchased my tickets, I saw that the lady behind the counter had really large breasts. I asked her for a ticket to 'Titsburg' instead of Pittsburg." He responded with his head in his hands
"Well that's ok," the passenger responded "In fact I did almost the same thing this morning."
"You did?" the man asked "What did you say?"
"Well," started the passenger "I was having breakfast with my wife and I tried to say 'Please pass the milk' but when I opened my mouth I instead accidentally said 'stupid bitch you ruined my life!'"
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