A man at the local bar is very drunk and he is asking every single woman at the bar if she would like to go home and have sex with him.
After hours of failure, he tries again and much to his surprise, the woman agrees.
They leave the bar and start walking towards the parking lot, laughing and having a good time, when the woman stops and says, "I have to tell you something, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
The drunk man is silent for a moment, then a bright smile pops on to his face, as he replies, "Oh that's fine, I'll just follow you on my moped!"
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