One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got
home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the
man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in
a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! You�re not going to cut it
off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the
garage on fire."
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