The man approaches the ticket counter, and says "Hey, look at that buddy, we've got matching shiners! How'd you get yours?"
The ticket attendant replies, "Oh man, it's the damndest thing... this beautiful woman came up to the counter just SPILLING out of her shirt. Instead of saying 'Here's your ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said 'Here's your picket to Tittsburgh', and she sucker punched me. What's your story?"
"Well that is just eerie, almost the exact same thing happened to me!"
"No shit!" exclaimed the ticket attendant. "Do tell!"
"I was having breakfast this morning with my wife and I meant to say, 'Will you pass the milk, Brenda?' and I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you stupid bitch'."
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