...sits down and orders a club sandwich.
He eats the club, gets up, drools, spins around, pulls out a pistol and shoots the newly hired piano player and starts to run back home!
The bartender dumbfounded and angered that this is the third time this happens this week, "not this again, fucking pandas and koalas what's up with this ball player"
So he chases the player down and yells "Hey you just ate my club sandwich, drooled all over the place, spun around and shot my new piano player"
The player replies "hey I'm a basketball player look it up". The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up basketball player. The dictionary said " a man who dribbles spins and shoots and then heads home side"
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