A husband and his wife are having trouble with their sex life because the husband is having trouble getting hard. He has been to the doctor for Viagra and nothing has been working. So he confides in one of his best friends about it and the friend tells him he had the same problem and that he found a guaranteed cure. He tells him that to get an erection all you need to do is smell your wife's lady parts and you'll be ready to go. So the next night when his wife is asleep he pulls her pants down and takes a big whiff. Immediately he gets an erection and in his excitement he tells his wife to wake up because he has something to tell her. The wife sleepily turns on a light and asks the husband why he's waking her up for a bloody nose.
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