The woman is taking off the mans pants when he stops her.
"When I was a child I suffered from Kneesals and have horribly dis-formed knees."
"Kneesles? Don't you mean Measles?"
"No no no Kneesles."
"Okay well I don't think of you any differently." So the woman pulls off his pants. She goes to take off his socks when the man stops her again.
"Woo wooo wooo, when I was a boy I also suffered from Toelio, and have severely disfigured feet."
"Toelio? Don't you mean mean Polio?"
"Nooo no no, it was Tolio."
"Well okay, I still don't think of you differently, but before we continue are you sure when you were a child you didn't suffer from smallcox?"
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