A man is in a public bathroom when a very small man with a green jacket and orange hair walks in. The man is very surprised at how the small man looks and asks:
"Are you a leprechaun?"
The small man replies:
"Why yes! I am a leprechaun. And because you guessed so, I will grant you three wishes."
The guy says:
"Ok. I wish I had a Ferrari."
"Granted."
"I wish I had a smokin' hot wife."
"Granted."
Then the man says:
"I wish I had a bigger dick."
The leprechaun says:
"Well, in order to grant that wish, you need to have butt sex with me first."
The man thinks about it for a bit. After he considers it, he says:
"Well, if Im going to get a bigger dick, I guess its worth it."
So the man bends over and lets the leprechaun screw him. After he's finished, the man says:
"I cant believe I just had butt sex!"
The leprechaun replies:
"I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"
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