...When the wife goes "you know, the neighbours have an amazing layout for their kitchen with granite benches and beautiful cupboards, I see it from our kitchen every day, why can't we do something like that?". The Man thinks for a moment before replying "tell you what, I have the day off tomorrow so I'll get something done before you get home". The woman in a fit of excitement tells the man "you are simply amazing, I guess I'll have to make it up for you tonight". So the man and the woman continue their night ending in the most passionate, romantic sex the man could have ever dreamt of.
The following day the woman goes about her daily business at work, eager to get home and see her newly remodelled kitchen. The woman makes her way home, opens the front door and rushes to the kitchen to find that the kitchen window had been boarded up.
EDIT: changed from removed window to boarded up.
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