A man and his wife walk into a hardware store

and start looking at their wood files.

"Can I take a look at that bastard?", said the man to the clerk.

"Honey, dont talk like that", said his wife as she nudged him.

"Its alright", he says, "Its just a type of file"

Then a black man walks up and says "Lemme see dat muthafucka"

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