So theres an airplane flying along in a big storm with a pilot, a priest, a nun, a rabbi and a bunch of children.
Suddenly lightning strikes the engine and the plane begins to crash.
The pilot takes a parachute and jumps immediately. Leaving only three parachutes.
The nun starts screaming "The children, The Children"
The rabbi says "Fuck the children"
The Priest says "think, we got time?"
sorry if this has been posted before
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