So two chemists walk into a restaurant. They are greeted by the server and are shown to their table. The waitress comes by and asks them what they would like to drink. "I will take H2O" said the first chemist. "I will take H2O, too" the other chemist said. After drinking their drinks, the second chemist dies.
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