A man and his wife head to a bar

And when they arrive, they sit down at the bar and order their drinks. Some time passes and the wife excuses herself to go to the restroom

Well, a few minutes had passed when she comes back agitated. She grabs her husband and says "You see that son of a bitch over there?" She points to a shady looking man at the pool table. "He just hit on me"

Husband says "Oh really?" as he sets his beer down.

"He told me he was going to take me home with him tonight"

He stands up from his stool

"He told me once he got me home, he was going to throw me on his bed and strip all my clothes off"

He starts to remove his coat, ready to deliver a legendary ass whooping

"He told me once he got me home, stripped me naked and threw me on his bed, he was going to fill my pussy up with whiskey and drink it all out"

The husband stops, puts his coat back on, sits back down, and picks his beer back up and says "Baby I love you, but I am not about to fuck with a man who can drink that much whiskey"