He sheepishly asks for their cheapest prostitute, admitting that he doesn't have much money. "That's no problem," he's told, "go down the corridor to the door at the end." Following the instructions, he finds himself in a dark room with a girl already in bed waiting for him. He strips off and starts having sex with her, but she spits in his face. He's taken aback, but figuring she's cheap for a reason he carries on. She keeps spitting on him though, and after a few minutes he's had enough, leaves the room and complains to the madam. Apologising, she leans into her office and yells "Dave, the corpse is full."
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