Little Timmy came home from school one day, looking as happy as can be. His mother, curious of his new found contentment, said "Hey Timmy, how was your day? Anything exciting happen?" Timmy replied," Mom, I became a man today!" His mom said, "What do you mean?" Timmy then said, "I had sex with my librarian!" Timmy's mom was in shock. She yelled at him and told him to go up to his room until his father came home so he could reprimand Timmy. Timmy, still happy with his accomplishment, went up to his room. When Timmy's dad finally came home three hours later, he went up to Timmy's room to ask what happened that made his wife so upset. Timmy said, still joyfully, "I became a man today! I had sex with my librarian!" His dad looked over his shoulder, then patted Timmy on the back and said, "Good job son. Here, lets go buy a bike for you. What do you think about that?" Timmy then said, "I don't know. My butt still kind of hurts."
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