The first vampire goes into a bar and asks the tender for a glass of blood.
The tender says ok and gives it to him.
The second does the same, but when the third vampire comes in he asks for a glass of water.
Shocked the tender asks "Why are you asking for a glass of water?".
Calmly, the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bloody tampon and said, "It's tea time!"
Submitted by Admin
Edited by Curtis
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.