One evening a girl goes to her father and asks, "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?" Her father says yes, but under one condition. The daughter has to give him a blow job.
Wel, the girl really wants the car, so agrees. After a few seconds she says, "Dad, your penis taste like shit!"
Her father says, "Yeah, that's because your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier."
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