Little Catherine had justed turned five, so her mother decided to
learn her about the facts of life. So one day Catherine asked how
babies were made. Her mother then said that to make babies Catherine's
father must first place his penis in Catherine's mother's vagina.
"Oh," said Catherine, "last night as I went to the bathroom you
had daddy's penis in your mouth. Did you make any babies that
way?"
"No," answered her mother, "that's how mommy gets her jewelry....."
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