A man and his frog.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and pulls a frog out of his pocket. The man sets the frog on the counter and orders a beer for himself. A few minutes later a woman walks up to the bar and sits down beside the man. She orders a mixed drink and a beer. As she is drinking she notices the frog sitting on the counter with the man. She asks the man, "Hey, what's with the frog?" The man looks over and replies, "Don't worry with him. That frog is a pervert." The man continues to drink his beer and the frog is now staring at the woman. The lady drinks another drink or two and now has to the courage to ask, "So, tell me, how is this frog a pervert?" The man looks back at her and says, "If you must know, he loves licking snatch. If you give him ten dollars, he will lick your snatch better than you have ever had." The woman slightly disturbed by this tells the man he is disgusting and walks away from the bar. She sits at a table alone and continues drinking. Sure enough, with a little alcohol assistance, she staggers back the bar and hands the man ten dollars. The man hands the frog to her and she stumbles to the rest room. She places the frog on the toilet lid, pulls her panties down and puts her snatch right over the frogs face. The frog just sits there. The lowers her girly parts closer. Still, the frog does nothing. Furious, she pulls her underwear up and her skirt down and stomps back to the man at the bar. "I want my money back you dirty old bastard!", she exclaimed. The old man asked, "What's the problem?" She explained what happened and he told her to follow him to the restroom with the frog. "Show me exactly what you did ma'am.", said the man. The lady repeats what she did. Sets the frog down, pulls her panties down, squats over the frogs face and once again, nothing. The old man sighs and picks up the frog and yells, "Alright you idiot! I am going to show you how to do this one more time!"