He breaks into the house and initially he hears "Jesus is watching you." He shrugs it off and continues to his burglary. Again he hears, "Jesus is watching you." He looks around and sees a parrot, and the bird repeats, "Jesus is watching you." The burglar asks the bird what its name is, and it says that its name is Moses. The burglar then asks the bird "Who the hell names their bird Moses?" The bird replies, "The same guy who names the Doberman Pinscher Jesus."
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