He comes over and says, "My parrot Chet can sing if I light a match under his foot. See?"
He lights a match under Chet the parrot's right foot and the parrot starts singing Happy Birthday.
"What happens if we light it under his left foot?" I ask. We do, and he starts singing 100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall.
"What happens if we light it under his balls?" I ask. We do, and he starts singing,
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
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