Teacher:
Today as I was driving in heavy traffic, I saw a woman running across the road, in-between the cars.
She was jaywalking. I knew that, if I ignore her and don't act, I'm leaving the decision to someone else.
By choosing not to do anything, I'm leaving the decision to the next driver. I would be responsible for
that next drivers actions. The only way I could ensure purity of my conscience is to, at that moment,
make a choice.
Student:
Wise words teacher. By stopping, YOU made sure the woman crossed the road safely.
Teacher:
Stopping? No, I ran her over to enlighten her not to do that again.
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