Two women were walking their dogs one evening when they came across a club. One woman, having never been to a club before said she wished she could go in right now except they wouldn't let her dog in. The other woman proclaimed that was nonsense and to follow her lead. She pulled a pair of dark sunglasses out of her purse and walked up to the bouncer. They bouncer explained that they don't allow pets in the club.
"No, this is my seeing eye dog," she responded.
"A boxer?? That's unusual."
She said it was a new thing they were trying with her and then the bouncer let her in. The second woman didn't really know how to follow up with that since two blind women together trying to get into a club might be suspicious. She goes up to the bouncer anyway who tries to stop her from coming in with a pet. She also says that it's her seeing eye dog.
"A chihuahua? I've never seen one as a seeing eye dog before," the bouncer says to her.
She responds, "They gave me a fucking chihuahua????"
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