Plastic surgery

This one woman who was in her late 40's went to the plastic surgen. She wanted
an entire face lift and so the doctor said he had this new technique. The woman
asked how it was done so the doctor explained it. He said that he would cut two
slits on top of her head and tie them into a knot. The woman asked why he would
put a knot, and the doctor said that it was so if her face felt a little droopy,
when she twisted it to the right, it would tighten the skin on her face. The
woman decided to get the surgery done.The doctor told her to come back in four
months so he could check up on how she was doing. During the four months the
woman had tightened the knot quite a bit. When the woman had finally gone back
to see the doctor, she had been complaining about her bags under her eyes being
heavy.The doctor examined her for one minute and said, lady, those aren't bags
under your eyes, they're your tits! And then the lady said, that would explain
the gotee on my chin!