She asked them to use "grown-up words" as opposed to baby language.
The first little one said he went to see his "nana." The teacher said, "No! You went to see your 'grandmother.' Use grown-up words."
The next little one said she went for a trip on a "choo choo." The teacher said again, "No! You went on a 'train.' That's the grown-up word."
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he had done during the recent school holidays. He proudly stated that he head read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed up his chest and in a very adult way replied, "WINNIE THE SHIT!"
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