A kid has no name yet and its the first day of school. So he goes to school and sees a lot of kids with the name Johnny. So he asked his mom "Mom, can my name be Johnny?" "Sure." She said
The next day he goes to school and sees a kid getting bullied. The bully's name is Fucker. So he asked his mom "Mom, can my name be Fucker?" "Sure." She said.
The third day, Johnny Fucker wins a race. They call him Faster. So he asks his mom "Mom can my name be Faster?" "Sure." She said
There's no school the next day and Johnny is fucking a girl. His mom busts into the room and yells "JOHNNY FUCKER FASTER!"
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