An instructor was sitting in his office one afternoon when an attractive, sexy-looking lady knocked on his door.
"Yes?", he replied, "how may I help you?"
The lady said "I need to talk to you about my grade in your class."
"Come in and have a seat," said the instructor.
Is there anything I can do to get an "A" in your class?
"What do you mean by anything?", he replied.
"Anything.", she said.
"Anything?", he said again.
She said, in her best sultry voice "I mean anything."
The instructor got up from behind his desk, sat down beside her and whispered in her ear, "Would you study?"
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