A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.The guy says, "What the hell was that all about?"She says, "I was just keeping it warm for you."He says, "Cancel my hot dog."
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