St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates and he says:
Peter - "Before any of you enter the Kingdom of Heaven, are there any sins you would like to confess to?"
The first nun steps up.
Nun 1 - "Yes. I have seen a man naked before."
Peter - " Did you enjoy it?"
Nun 1 - "Yes."
Peter - "Step up to the Holy Water, wash your eyes out and you may enter the kingdom of heaven."
So, the first nun washes her eyes out and enters the Kingdom of Heaven.
The second nun steps up and St. Peter asks the same question.
Peter - "Are there any sins you would like to confess to before you enter the Kingdom of Heaven?"
Nun 2 - "Yes. I have touched a man."
Peter - "Did you enjoy it?"
Nun 2 - "Yes"
Peter - "Step up to the Holy Water, wash your hands, and you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The third nun is walking up and the fourth nun runs up behind her, judo chops her and knocks her out cold!
Peter - "Why did you do that?! There is enough room in Heaven for everyone!"
Nun 4 - "I have to gargle that water before that bitch sticks her ass in it!"
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