So they go to his house and say-
"You have a week to come up with the money, otherwise we'll fuck you(in the ass)."
He replies with -
"Don't worry. I'll have the money in a week."
They come back a week later and he (obviously) doesn't have their money.
So they throw a tube of lubricant at him. He catches it and start applying it to his chest.
They ask-
"What are you doing ? This is for your ass, not your chest."
And the gypsy says-
"The ass will hold, but I don't know about the heart."
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