So a boy went up for show and tell. When he got to the front of the room he drew a dot on the board. The teacher asked what it was.
Boy: It's a period.
Teacher: And why did you bring it?
Boy: Well it's pretty important.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: Well, last night when my sister came home, said she missed it and my mom fainted and my dad shot the neighbor.
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