In advertisement on a wall, a jobless Russian offers a great deal, he claim to cure anyone of any condition for a mere 5000 euro, and if he fail he promises to pay 10 000 euro back . A passing jew sees this opportunity, and decides to earn some easy money and so he enters the building..
Jew: I havent been able to taste anything lately, please help me!
Russian: Nurse, please, bring package #22 with the syrup and give it to the patient.
*he pours the substance into the jew's mouth*
Jew: Euuuuuuwww, is this fucking urine!!??
Russian: Congratulations, you have been cured!!
*Angrily, the jew hands over 5000 euro, but after a few days he comes back with a new plan*
Jew: Hello, I lost my memory, please help me!
Russian: Nurse, please bring the package #22 with the syrup!
Jew: But that package contains urine! I aint gonna drink that!
Russian: Congratulations, you regained your memory! 5000, please.
*Even more upset, the jew pays the bill, but after a week, he comes back with a better plan*
Jew: Hello, I lost my sight, I cant see anything, please help!
Russian: Oh we are very sorry, we are very sorry we cant help you. Here, your 10 000 euro.
Jew: But I see only 5000 euros!!
Russian: Congratulations, you just gained your sight! Another 5000 please!
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