A man goes into a bank and walks up to the cashier's desk. "Nice
tits love, I want to open a fucking bank account," he says.
"I beg your pardon?" replies the cashier. "Listen you dumb
bitch," he says, "I want to open a fucking bank account!" "I'm
sorry sir," she says, her bottom lip starting to quiver. "I
can't help you if you're going to talk to me like that." And
with that she leaves her window, walks over to the bank manager
and whispers in his ear. The two return to the window and the
manager asks stiffly, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no fucking problem," the man insists. "I just won 10
million on the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking bank
account!" "I see sir," the manager quickly replies. "And this
bitch is giving you a hard time, is she?"
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