Ben & Adam are walking down the street & notice a large billboard outside a church that reads "Convert to Catholicism & make $50!" Ben ponders & asks Adam if he should go in. Adam tells he should go for it and that he'll wait for him outside.
5 minutes later, Ben comes back outside. Adam asks him "So how was it like inside, man?" Ben replies "I'm not sure. I walked in. A priest threw holy water on me. Then he told me I was Catholic." Adam then asks him "So did they give you the $50?" Ben takes a look at him & asks "Is money the only thing you Jews think about?!"
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