On the eighth day of Hanukkah my rabbi gave to me...
8 travelin' prophets
7 golden calves
6 bar mitzvahs
5 spinnnnnnning dreidels
4 oppressive nations
3 falling manna
2 destroyed temples
And a cir-cum-cisiiiiiiion
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