...are travelling through the country. The husband sees a sign on the side of the road, "Cow for sale. $10000." He says to his wife "That can't be right! No cow is worth $10000!" So he turns the car around and heads to the farm to check it out. He meets the farmer and asks "What makes your cow worth so much money?" The farmer proceeds to lift the cows tail and the man is amazed to find the cow had a cunt like a woman! In shock, he goes back to his wife and car and heads down the road saying out loud, "I can't believe it! I just can't believe it!" "What can't you believe, honey?" says the wife. "Well" he says, "That farmer has a cow with a cunt like a woman worth $10000 and I have a woman with a cunt like a cow and she ain't worth a fuckin' nickel!!"
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