A husband an his wife are on a date at the beach.
It's mid afternoon an him and his wife are both sun bathing.
His wife casually turns on her stomach and asks "can you rub some sunscreen on my back?"
He then grabs the bottle and gets on top of his wife.
"Right on your back?"
He asks, and she nods slightly.
"What's taking so long?" She asks, and he replies, "it's coming honey, just rubbing my self down first."
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