While walking in the convent a priest passed one of the nuns and noticed she was gaining a little weight. Gaining a little weight, are we Sister Angela? he asked. No, Father, Sister Angela said, It's just a little gas. A month or two later, the priest noticed that she had gained yet more weight. Gaining some weight, are we Sister Angela? asked the priest. No, Father, just a little gas, she again replied. A couple of months later, the priest noticed Sister Angela pushing a baby carriage through the convent. Approaching her, he leaned over, looked in the carriage and said, My, what a cute little fart!
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